Spoilies! ‘Home of the Dragon’ is out and its extremely gore aesthetic signifies that many of the episode needs to be watched together with your arms over your eyes for those who ever wish to be in a joust for some motive or have youngsters sooner or later for any motive. However there was one thing in Sunday’s episode that was extra horrible to see than any open, festering wound. Extra terrible to behold than any pile of dismembered limbs. And extra baffling than the thought course of behind displaying a full on C-section. The wigs.
For the tow-headed Targaryen clan it seems to be like they rifled by way of the Lord of the Rings costume division from 2001 and stated “gimmie all them elf wigs” after which barely bothered to brush them. Matt Smith’s performing is improbable as at all times and he completely carries the present. However when he first seems on the Iron Throne he seems to be like a Legolas knock off toy made in a sweatshop.
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Why is everybody’s hair so flat? Why so many half ponytails? The entire solid seems to be like they’re Mormon center faculty ladies after a rigorous soccer observe. Moreover the objectively ugly styling, even when everybody within the Targaryen household has the actual identical coloration of tortured, plastic wanting locks, perhaps attempt giving considered one of them a barely totally different texture. The actors they’ve solid don’t take a look at all associated so what are we doing right here? Go into any drag brunch within the nation and also you’ll discover a stronger wig recreation than this present which price upwards of 100 million {dollars} to make. Guess they blew all of it on the pretend blood and pus funds. It seems to be like 20 minutes earlier than they had been about to begin capturing, somebody yelled ‘Sh*t! They’re all alleged to be blonde!’ and despatched a PA working to occasion metropolis to purchase no matter plastic barbie wigs had been left over from Halloween. Each time a dragon comes on display it makes you nervous as a result of mf’s hair is wanting FLAMMABLE.
The costumes are impeccable with the epaulette and shoulder element recreation alone being worthy of the Met purple carpet. Napoleon may by no means. However solid even a cursory look at wigtok and also you’ll see lots of of wig technicians and hair stylists giving individuals pure wanting do’s. However the wigs in Home of the Dragon are a straw coloured mess of don’t. I can not await subsequent week.
Till then, try why human toes are washing up in Canada or why Metaverse is doomed.
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