It was Easter in San Diego on final evening’s episode of Jersey Shore, and our favourite gang of guidos marked the event with the reintroduction of a favourite character — one whose thick coat of fur could or will not be crawling with chlamydia.
We’re speaking, in fact, about Lola the Bunny.
Sure, Snooki donned the identical bunny costume that she made (in)well-known throughout her days of pounding pictures and dry-humping strangers on the boardwalk.
After all, nowadays, Lola is being employed for very completely different functions, because the Shore gang’s youngsters sit in her lap and pose for Easter pictures.
Lord, we hope that costume has been completely dry-cleaned.
After the normal Easter festivities got here to an in depth, the crew received their Sideways on and toured a few of the space’s wineries.
Or as Deena put it, “Let’s drink some frickin’ wine and have a very good time!”
Alas, Deena’s blast in a glass was short-lived, and because the crew sat down for a boozy lunch, she identified the “awkwardness” of the afternoon.
Deena normally does a reasonably good job of steering away from the drama, however she was proper within the thick of it the day earlier than, when the solid arrived in San Diego and spent the day arguing in a convention room as a substitute of attending a pool get together.
(Leading to an episode that felt extra like Succession than Jersey Shore.)
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“It makes me unhappy,” Deena complained on the vineyard, including that she “had a psychological breakdown” throughout yesterday’s blowout struggle.
“I don’t wish to struggle with you guys,” she instructed them, “I hated yesterday. I really feel like we’re a household so it’s robust. I didn’t know the way to react.”
At that time, Mike Sorrentino stepped up and eventually admitted that he had extra to do with yesterday’s drama than Deena.
In any case, it was Mike who had been digging into Angelina Pivarnick’s divorce, and Mike who proposed the concept of inviting Ange on his podcast in order that JWoww might confront her.
“I form of really feel unhealthy personally within the state of affairs,” Mike admitted, though he later hinted that he hadn’t actually executed something incorrect.
“I believe it was a miscommunication,” he mentioned in a confessional.
Later within the episode, Mike’s latest shadiness got here up once more when he was referred to as out by Vinny Guadagnino, of all individuals.
The sexual rigidity between Vinny and Angelina has been a operating joke for years, and Guadagnino studiously prevented the dialog about Pivarnick’s “WAP” throughout lunch.
However apparently, Vin additionally got here to the protection of his fellow Staten Island resident throughout his dialog with Mike.
“Mike has been performing messy recently,” Vin mentioned in a confessional.
He additionally accused Mike of failing to deal with his “aspect of the road” earlier than meddling in different individuals’s affairs.
In his dialog with Sorrentino, Guadagnino was extra diplomatic, however he nonetheless made his emotions clear.
“After all you’re gonna discuss sh-t after which be good to her,” Vin mentioned of Mike’s allegedly two-faced habits towards Angelina.
In the long run, Mike conceded that he’s been performing a bit an excessive amount of just like the shady “Outdated Sitch” of yore in latest weeks.
However will he actually change his methods?
And within the meantime, are we witnessing a comeback from Angelina?
She’s been the queen of sketchy habits within the wake of her divorce from Chris Larangeira.
However final evening, the roommates appeared to form of have her again.
Then once more, all of them principally refused to cease speaking together with her ex, and even to name out Zack Carpinello, who — lest we overlook — groped Angelina whereas JWoww was handed out like three toes away.
Maybe the following section of Shore will likely be Angelina’s redemption arc.
Or perhaps the celebs will simply maintain getting sloshed and going to amusement parks.
