Lindsay Lohan’s Netflix Movie Is A Christmas Nightmare


Lohan’s character lives, however all of a sudden has amnesia. As a substitute of staying at, you understand, the hospital, she instantly is shipped off by the medical doctors and despatched to stay with some random good-looking man who runs a ski lodge – which looks like an particularly unhealthy concept contemplating that anybody who has amnesia for greater than 24 hours after a head trauma are “more likely to have sustained a extreme mind harm.” And presumably the remedy for stated harm will not be gingerbread and slow-dancing. 

Even worse, as soon as she’s at stated lodge, the man forces her to make her personal mattress – which serves her proper for being a spoiled wealthy lady who doesn’t perceive the worth of chores, proper? This may be a dumb plotpoint by itself, however it’s additional enraging contemplating that this lady simply FELL OFF OF A GODDAMN CLIFF! You actually picked her up within the ER, why are you making her do home tasks you good-looking monster?!

Clearly there are lots of romantic comedies that contain s character getting amnesia, like 50 First Dates, Overboard and Whereas You Have been Sleeping – however right here she retains doing issues that might seemingly make her situation method worse. In a single wacky scene, she will get spooked by a raccoon and somersaults backwards onto her neck – 


– which, once more, would seemingly not have occurred had been she within the care of a staff of medical doctors, not a rugged single father with an enormous sweater assortment. We already really feel dumb for watching this instantly the day it comes out. 

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