All through the present season of Jersey Shore, Angelina Pivarnick and Mike Sorrentino have been hurling insults and allegations at each other continuous.
For probably the most half, the solid has sided with Sorrentino, whose detective work relating to Pivarnick’s sketchy previous has earned him the nickname the Investigation.
However when the guidos converged in San Diego throughout final night time’s episode, each Mike and Angelina had been compelled to reply for some severely sketchy habits.
The gang assembled on the Onerous Rock Cafe Lodge, and to remind us how a lot the present has modified since its glory days, they met up in a convention room, as a substitute of attending the raging pool social gathering happening simply outdoors.
As soon as once more, the difficulty was Angelina’s dishonest on her estranged husband, Chris Larangeira, and her choice to mislead her castmates about it.
Pivarnick additionally stands accused of leaking the footage of Jenni, Snooki, and Deena’s bridesmaids speech at her marriage ceremony in an effort to destroy her co-stars’ repute.
Sure, the wedding is over, and we’re nonetheless speaking concerning the marriage ceremony!
“Angelina, you don’t admit something, ever! Develop some balls. Simply f—ing inform the reality,” Jenni “JWoww” Farley snarled at Pivarnick throughout Thursday’s episode.
“I’m telling you the reality on every thing proper now. All you must do is say, I f—ing offered the speech, who provides a f—?!”
“Should you leaked it, good for you. Should you didn’t leak it, I don’t give a f—! I’m so performed!” Deena chimed in, clearly over the drama.
At sure instances, there was some precise progress, corresponding to when Angelina made a reasonably good level about how Jenni most likely wouldn’t need any of her buddies palling round along with her ex-husband Roger Mathews.
Jenni admitted that she was improper for venting her frustrations on social media, however then she revealed that the Sorrentinos have been concerned in some sketchy habits of their very own.
For some cause, Mike wished Jenni to return on his podcast and interview Angelina (though he’s been the one conducting “the Investigation” into Pivarnick’s habits).
Jenni additionally revealed that Mike’s spouse Lauren Pesce referred to as Angelina a “soiled little hamster” and inspired the opposite castmates to dam her on social media.
“He’s coming to us attempting to show you and going to you being very pleasant. I defended you as a result of I don’t like what Mike’s doing to you,” JWoww defined.
At that time, Mike and Lauren entered the convention room/lion’s den, unaware of what was in retailer.
Mike turned the eye again towards Pivarnick, claiming that all the solid doesn’t “agree with the best way that Angelina lives her life or makes selections.”
“That’s my f—ing enterprise, Mike,” Angelina clapped again, prompting Mike to inform her her life was a “mess.”
Sorrentino then claimed that the concept of getting Jenni conduct the interview was merely a “dangerous style joke” and Angelina was “getting labored up about one thing that was by no means going to occur.”
“That is such a waste of a day, I’m leaping!” Vinny lamented in a confessional, as he pined for the pool social gathering happening 30 flooring beneath him.
“None of you discuss your personal f—ing lives, how about that? Vinny, you had a girlfriend for what number of years and no one knew about it!” Angelina exclaimed, as soon as once more making a stable level.
“You’re the one one which does loopy s—!” Vinny retorted.
“Angelina bought some set of balls to say she’s the one person who shares her life. All of us share our lives. It’s simply that you simply share your loopy life.”
Jenni argued that all the solid “gave every thing,” whereas Deena stated she has a “lovely household” whose fights could be “boring” to observe on TV.
(A montage of moments from the Buckner family confirmed this.)
“I’m an genuine individual,” Angelina defined, main Mike to ask, “since you’re a cheater?”
“Why do you care? Why does he care so dangerous about my intercourse life?” Pivarnick requested.
“Does he need me to arrange a digital camera in my bed room? I’m going via my very own s—,” she continued, earlier than turning to Jenni and saying:
“If you had been going via your divorce, I gave you respect.”
“As a result of everybody gave that respect and I wasn’t f—ing dudes behind his again. Plain and easy. You’re messy and it comes again on us!” Jenni shot again.
At that time, Jenni misplaced it and went full JWoww, yelling at Angelina to “shut the f–okay up” and shouting “I’M NOT F–KING DONE” within the “mom of teenagers” voice she’s labored out for the long run.
We really feel sorry for these teenagers.
And as all of this was occurring, the pool social gathering went on down under, and Vinny by no means bought to point out off his Chippendale dance strikes to the women of the San Diego Onerous Rock.
Clearly, he’s the actual sufferer in all of this.
