Jon Stewart’s hilarious pizza rant

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In late 2013, the cities of New York and Chicago have been embroiled in a feud over which one had the taller constructing. On the time, Chicago’s Willis Tower was the tallest skyscraper within the nation, nevertheless it was challenged by the newly constructed One World Commerce Heart in Manhattan.

The One World Commerce Heart constructing was erected within the footprint of the World Commerce Heart.

The Council on Tall Buildings and City Habitat decided that the One World Commerce Heart constructing was taller as a result of it had a spire on high that was a part of the constructing’s everlasting structure. Whereas the Willis Constructing was topped with antennae deemed to be a nonpermanent a part of the construction.


Native New Yorker Jon Stewart, who was the host of Comedy Central’s “The Day by day Present” on the time, took the victory as a possibility to settle one other beef between the cities, which one has higher pizza. Is it New York’s thin-crust pizza or Chicago’s deep-dish?

The passionate rant about one thing seemingly trivial was a improbable instance of why Stewart was so nice as host of “The Day by day Present.”

“It’s not pizza, it’s a casserole,” Stewart says of Chicago’s deep-dish delight.

“I’m stunned you haven’t thought to finish your deep-dish pizza by placing some canned onion rings on high of it,” Stewart continued. “It’s a cornbread biscuit which you melted cheese on after which in defiance of man and God and all issues holy, you poured raw marinara sauce atop the cheese. Atop. The cheese. On high!”

He went on to name the Windy Metropolis’s pie an “above-ground marinara swimming pool for rats.”

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