Billionaire’s Vanity Project Is ‘The Room’ Of Martial Arts Movies

Ma subsequent finds himself in some type of cat lady mall, the place all of the underwear-clad girls swoon over him. 

He defeats a sumo wrestler (top-ranked Sumo dude Asashōryū Akinori) who outweighs him considerably. Then the scene switches to a sacred pool, the place he fights Donnie Yen—whom, even should you missed his many years in Hong Kong cinema, you may know from Rogue One and Mulan. After befouling the pool along with his soiled toes, Ma should subsequent combat Yen’s servant, who simply so occurs to be an growing old Jet Li. 

Then we flash again to Ma in entrance of that Mount Hua signal. Seems it’s the signal for the Mount Hua police station. Ha, ha! All the pieces else was simply his fantasy, and law enforcement officials (performed by well-known Chinese language celebs) chase him off. In case this leaves you pondering Ma isn’t supercool in any case, he does tai chi strikes over the credit.

In keeping with Jet Li, who additionally produced the movie, all these martial artists appeared within the movie without cost, solely to advertise China to the world; Ma didn’t use his cash to get any of them to take part. And should you consider that, effectively, perhaps it is as a result of Chinese language propaganda has already lowered your thoughts to a gullible mess. 

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