Secondly, they’ve turn out to be fully and completely meaningless; friggin’ Clerks 2 reportedly obtained an eight-minute standing ovation at Cannes. Will Smith obtained a standing ovation at an occasion the place he actually assaulted somebody lower than an hour earlier. And on the earth of the theater, just about each present, together with infamous Broadway flops, started receiving standing o’s – arguably as a result of the inflated ticket costs led audiences to rejoice no matter they simply noticed, no matter its high quality. This insanity wants to finish. It is only a bunch of weirdo theater child peer stress and when you do not suppose so, strive beginning a standing clap throughout an everyday present and gauge in seconds, not minutes, how rapidly it takes so that you can really feel like a jackass.
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