As typical, Fallon went first:
1.
“As an alternative of shopping for a smoker my dad simply grills within the storage with the door closed.” – @jimmyfallon
2.
“At my aunt’s wedding ceremony reception, my dad ran out from the toilet when he heard You Ought to Be Dancing by the Bee Gees play, and proceeded to do John Travolta’s routine from Saturday Night time Fever.” – @MJ_Rose88
3.
“My Dad will name me generally when he needs me to convey him meals. He refers to me as ‘GrubDash.'” – @FalPalAMF828
4.
“My dad likes to play a really morbid recreation referred to as ‘guess who died’, which consists of him gossiping about somebody I most likely have not seen in 20+ years and may’t keep in mind in any respect, who died not too long ago. Bonus factors for guessing the reason for dying.” – @jon_jonz
5.
“My dad used to drink his morning espresso along with his dentures in his hand whereas studying the newspaper. Once we requested him why, he stated his tooth additionally needed to learn the newspaper.” – @FallonHolic_
6.
“When my dad took my sister to her first Jr. HS dance, she requested to be dropped off a block earlier than the college. My dad proceeded to take her all the way in which as much as the primary entrance, bought out of the automobile and loudly introduced her arrival!” – @77BroncosFan
7.
“Requested my dad if he knew who Taylor Swift was…he stated, I do not care who he’s!” – @JessyKrupa
8.
“My dad whistles actually loud. He sticks his head out the window and whistles again to birds. However when the girl subsequent door heard him, she referred to as 911. The cops informed her, ‘Woman, he didn’t whistle at you. He solely flirts with birds.'” – @tostianascripts
9.
“When my dad would depart a message on my answering machine, he would finish the message saying, ‘That is dad signing off.'” – @RealRobFindor
10.
“We have been on trip and the present retailers promoting fudge referred to as plain fudge ‘chocolate no nuts.’ A man walked as much as my dad with some samples and supplied him some saying ‘chocolate no nuts?’ And my dad stated ‘what did you simply name me?'” – @lauraceciliaOT
11.
“My Dad laid a brand new ground in my brother’s home. It was all completed so we could not perceive why he was taking on the boards once more. Seems he had seen a spider run beneath and was fearful it might be trapped.” – @Sohnzie
12.
“Each time my dad would attempt to discuss us into making an attempt one thing new to eat he’d state, ‘It is so good it’s going to put hair in your chest.’ He had 3 daughters.” – @Bookelew
13.
“My mother as soon as purchased a 6 ft Santa statue at a yard sale with out telling dad. When he bought dwelling and parked, we heard banging, crashing and swearing. We went to look and the Santa was laying face down on the curb. Dad thought somebody was making an attempt to leap him.” – @dknessfalls
14.
“My dad couldn’t resolve if he needed to be referred to as ‘grandpa’ or ‘papa’ so he simply informed all of us to name him ‘Coach.’ He’s not a coach.” – @iPopEditor
15.
“My father went to the McDonalds drive via and requested for a whopper. Once they stated ‘they didn’t have whoppers’, He simply drove off with out inserting an order.” – @Marisa_Rosie22
16.
“In the future we went out to eat at Pizza Hut and sat in entrance of an empty desk with some pizza left on it. My dad, being the penny pincher he’s, grabbed some and began consuming it. A couple of minutes later the couple comes again from the toilet asking ‘the place’s our pizza?'” – @Alex_Erickson3
17.
“My dad let a bee land on his hand and watched it intently because it stung him as a result of he ‘needed to see the method up shut.'” – @TrippyPsycholo1
18.
“My dad as soon as tried to inform a woman she had a Massive Bug on her, however by chance informed her she had a Actually Massive Butt. She was not amused.” – @Sallyjo25
19.
“My dad thinks it is humorous to introduce my mother as his ‘first spouse’….my mother and father have been married for 58 years and are of their late 80’s.” – @annMcD87
20.
“My dad entered Canada by swimming throughout the Niagara from the US beneath the quilt of night time.” – @albertduic
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