No, Cartier, motherly and romantic love should not displayed commensurately to the variety of “laborers” that perished in a mine, so I cannot be perusing your wares, whilst a majorly profitable, multi-hundredaire freelance author. As a substitute, I counsel going again, style-wise, probably millennia, to the times of extra intricate ear adornments:
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Met Museum
This 2,300-year-old Greek piece is made from 100 elements and represents the winged victory goddess Nike with two broncos suspended from a honeysuckle palmette. Nike wears a tunic, belt, skirt, and a number of items of bijou. In antiquity, even the jewellery that adorned a jewellery was extra artistic and richly motif-laden than right now’s jewellery on jewellery.
The Museum of Positive Arts Boston acquired it from one Edward Perry Warren for $70,000 as Warren whispered haha suuuuckersss, and surreptitiously changed the lid on a crate of Nike earrings with the gold paint chipping off.
Elsewhere, the beforehand talked about Moche wore “earspools,” mini-mosaics made from turquoise, mom of pearl, and different treasures circumferenced by resplendent components. They required a stretching of the ear-holes, just like the auricular gauges of right now, worn by wonderful and good folks that guzzle MD 20/20s in a parking zone then ping scavenged golf balls on the adjoining Honda dealership.
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The identical monopoly-approved laziness that adorns ears additionally adorns thousands and thousands of contemporary fingers. As a substitute of furthering atrocities by shopping for rocks dug by “staff” at unventilated McEmerald Mines, wouldn’t you moderately put on a fort in your hand:
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It belongs to a principally misplaced lineage of comparable rings from European Jewish communities of across the 14th century. It depicts the Temple of Jerusalem, and its band is the clasped fingers of the betrothed couple. It’s a communal ring, which poorer {couples} would borrow for the marriage ceremony. Communal diaphragms and different types of reusable collective civic penis-catchers stay fortunately undiscovered.