4 Terrible Celeb Jokes That Everyone Took Seriously

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Elon took this response poorly. He went along with his go-to tactic of accusing his opponents of being pedophiles. Which this time was primarily based on the truth that, uh, sure, UN troopers raped kids, however you may’t blame that on WFP, a separate help group.

WFP didn’t severely count on this change to lead to Elon giving $6 billion, simply to attract normal consideration to their trigger. Whereas information websites say WFP adopted up by posting a plan, they did not actually, aside from to say they may scale up what they do (it’d take 1000’s of tweets to totally element $6 billion of spending, and even that would not be a plan to unravel world starvation). They did share a snapshot of future efforts, nevertheless it’s only a breakdown spanning a couple of hundred phrases. Later, Forbes contacted the company to see if Elon donated—the person had moved some cash round, elevating hypothesis that he’d secretly donated in spite of everything—and when the director mentioned Elon hadn’t, he didn’t add “however we’re nonetheless eagerly awaiting it, please publicize this, we want him to save lots of 42 million folks from hunger.” He joked, “Whether or not WFP receives any of this cash is but to be seen, however I’m excited to listen to that Elon is engaged.”

For those who’re nonetheless having hassle seeing Elon’s provide wasn’t critical, think about the next. Image Elon not as a billionaire businessman however as an alcoholic single dad. Someday, his son requests cash for a faculty fundraiser, saying they’re attempting to save lots of the world. “Save the world?” says Elon. “Save the world? Yeah, you clarify to me precisely how Mrs. Patterson’s third grade class goes to save lots of the world, and I’ll promote my automobile tomorrow and provides all the cash to you.”

Elon’s son (Egon) is aware of his father’s mocking him, however he nonetheless writes out an outline of how his class goals to sponsor acres of rain forest in Ecuador. Elon crumples up the sheet of paper with out studying it and turns again to his beer. On this situation, Elon is just not responsible of reneging on a promise. He’s responsible of being a dick. 

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A conclusion we may solely attain by way of loopy alternate situation, clearly.  

It might sound unusual that we put a lot time into explaining Elon wasn’t a dick in a single particular manner however was in one other. However this story hits shut for us. As a result of, you see, not too way back, we supplied the identical sarcastic problem he did.

This was an article about financial myths a couple of months earlier than Elon’s WFP spat. We talked about how the federal government spends extra on well being care, revenue help, and many others. than lots of people notice, a lot {that a} billionaire couldn’t foot these payments singlehandedly. “We would love to listen to what your plan is for completely feeding billions of individuals utilizing solely tens of billions of {dollars},” we mentioned. Readers didn’t assume we had been sincerely asking them to draft such a plan.

In fact, we introduced that up whereas busting normal misconceptions, not as a counter when somebody requested us why we personally weren’t donating cash to the hungry. For those who requested us that, we’d say, “Cash? What cash? Lol.” 

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