Steve Harvey on firing white individuals vs firing black individuals from his HBO particular One Man.
Airplane!
Rumack: You’d higher inform the Captain we’ve received to land as quickly as we will. This girl needs to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What’s it?
Rumack: It’s an enormous constructing with sufferers, however that’s not vital proper now.
Margaret Cho
“I taught Sunday College for 2 years. And I received fired. I abused my authority. I used to show class like this, ‘OK, if another individual talks, all people goes to Hell.’”
Daniel Tosh
“You ever hear this expression? The worst day of fishing is best than the perfect day at work. Uh, I am going to name B.S. I’ve watched the Deadliest Catch on Discovery. I’ve by no means as soon as been at work, capsized in 40-degree water, watched all my co-workers die, and be like, “Hey, no less than we’re f*cking fishin’.”