15 Mitch Hedberg Jokes For The Hall Of Fame


Mitch On Frozen Bananas

“My buddy requested me if I wished a frozen banana, however I stated ‘No… however I need a common banana later, so yeah.’”

Mitch On Smokey The Bear


“In England, Smokey the Bear just isn’t the forest hearth prevention consultant. They’ve Smacky the Frog. It is rather a lot like a bear, but it surely’s a frog. I feel that is a greater system. I feel we must always undertake it. As a result of bears might be imply, however frogs are all the time cool. By no means has there been a frog hopping towards me, and I assumed ‘Man, I might higher play useless. Right here comes that frog.’ I’d by no means say “Right here comes that frog” in a horrifying method. It is all the time, like, optimistic. Like, ‘Hey, right here comes that frog, all proper. Perhaps he’ll settle close to me and I can pet him, and put him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he is used to.’”

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