‘Harry Potter’s Death Eaters Continue To Be Lame As Hell

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Even within the context of the Harry Potter tales, Dying Eaters are lame and hilariously incompetent – just like the time they had been handily defeated by a bunch of youngsters as in the event that they had been the goddamn Moist Bandits.

And as others have identified, these masks are basically pointless since wizards personal distinctly distinctive wands, and a few of us can simply entry magical maps that promptly IDs actually anybody. To not point out that, as soon as Voldemort dies, all of them simply form of hand over? Man, the Dying Eaters are the least-terrifying Halloween Horror Nights attraction since Invoice and Ted’s Not-at-all-Glorious, Tremendous-Homphobic Journey.

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